I have this cunning plan To one day move, at will To the Event Horizon Where time stands still And thus theoretically I will not age Nor ever Become a sage Nor ever come back Especially should i fall Into a hole that is black So i'll keep my feet Rooted, on the ground And remain on this planet Which is ever so round As i have to settle for the fact That i once made time fly As i set a Christmas tree clock Towards a ceilinged sky But then something Quite profound As i then stopped time When it smashed to the ground So i don't really need Any Black Holes in outer space As i become like a clock With a wry looking face Next time I hope to not go so far Stopping time Or become like Sagitarius What A-Star!