you may be confused by her
apparent lack of pants
but not to worry
there is a logical explanation
and like any other explanation  i assure
you we will hunt it down and
put it out of its misery
explanations shouldn't be allowed to run loose
next thing you know we will have understandings
and that's not gonna happen
not on my watch kiddo
nothing worse than reasons for every little thing
the universe should have mystery
and her ****** should remain one of em
preferably someplace else
but there it is
she is carrying her personal plastic tupperware jesus
cause we all have our crosses to bear
and she hasnt got any pockets
i feel so bankrupt
by this ******-social  two step dance i'm getting
whatever happened to just sitting down
and talking it out
but i don't want to know
that requires an explanation
leading to an understanding
and eventually enlightenment
and oh my god don't ever say that "e" word in my presence again