They came From far, and wide Flying over Hills, and dales And mountains as well Breathing fire Apart from one Called ***** His flame Had left him Eons ago It was said That he'd been doused Whilst aroused And lost his fire Some thought he had Snuffed it, and was now dead His real name was Fred But he had lost his fire Not his life Whilst frolicking With an old flame But now remains Burn't out, of any desire Seeking out the flame Without the fire Then before him Appeared the most beautiful Of dragon beauties She was certainly a cutey Her gorgeous purple scaly skin And bloodshot red eyes Left him to mesmerise And much to his surprise He felt He was gently being rekindled He quaffs more firewater His dead eyes Now all ablaze He ***** his wings With great vigour The lady dragon smiles As she winks With one of her **** scaly eyelids Fred bows down As he feels Fresh fire fill his lungs Then in a moment Of great expectation He opens his mouth To emit his flame of desire Sadly, and tragically All that comes out Is a small Puff of smoke The lady dragon For one brief moment A tiny hint of sympathy Flashes across Her now jaded green eyes She then flies of Towards a blood red moon Leaving ***** In disarray For his next birthday The lady dragon returns Bearing a gift Of a box of matches As she relights His lost flame Sometimes relationships Just need that little spark!