The dessert was dressed and garnished With a wafer, thin and crisp Eaten by the mayor Who spoke with a small lisp He gobbled up the sweets Then went on to make a speech Of how to build up unity And whom he’d like to reach The children in the city To the homeless on the streets He told anyone who’d listen And with that, he packed the seats It’s how he swayed the voters The election his to keep Winning in a landslide Will history repeat?