or how some h'american don't ever say: Worcester sauce... or Lea... or Perrins... or: who's?! woo-ster sau-sausage... ******* whittle-****... worse off than... worst-shire-in-the-pronunciation... rubric... Worcestershire... which is: woo! woo! woo-steer left! ah ha ha! sort of a bit like a sot of a bit like: Gloss... ter... tier? no... TER ******* TER... gloss-over and a tear... Gloucestershire! gloss-T: gloss-tear... no: not tear: tier: no! not tier! akin to per say: gloss-ter... shire... **** tongue fiddly... almost French... write one way... speak it another... it's also woo: woo... ah woo! like a wolf: pseudo-bark... ah-woo! woo... mister... prime minister... this language is a ******* jumble... phonetically a Slav like me always finds it sort of funny... painfully... Woo! Woo-ster-sos: sauce... who the **** needs these extra vowels? sos... no, not s.o.s.: sos... why the ****... sauce?! where's the u the c and e? the same retards that say: too many consonants in the ****** writing... same ones, i.e. same retards who can't spell jack-**** in InG_LEASH... sowwy... but your zunge has... too many vowels jumbled up together... you don't ******* write as you speak... no... you don't... you write one way... speak another... it's confusing this little ******* silly me... then again: there's no point... most Anglophone speakers are retards to begin with... teach them... the complications of writing: THOUGHT... o.k. sure... F-O-U-T... fout... or... FOWT... that's better... FOWT... that's thought... so... from FOWT... T and H *******... U too... G is nowhere to be found... nor is the H... wow! what a fascinating language... i can... truly come in... and post-modernise it! truly... i can come in and... rumble... shake it a little... because... like i've already noted... anyone left-wing in the Anglophone world... no... you're good... i don't want to understand you... i will not understand you... if i were to choose between **** Germany and the Communism of the Russians... 6 years versus 45 years of a brain-drain? guess... go on... give it a guess! Hugo Boss... GRAU WERHMACHT Anzüge! oder... SCHWARTZ! but it's so pleasingly fiddly... this tongue... no diacritical markers... hell... i can come in and take a **** and also cite... those Pakistanis of Rotherham having a stranglehold on... whatever an English woman is, these days... not much... because my impulses within the confines of Darwinism have, been, insulted! trans-gender *******... but my frame i can't lie about... but if i have to... that's an insult to merely seeing... calling me ******* blind! i don't like being insulted... ridiculed... i don't like being challenged by retards... you give me a capable opponent... akin to a Kasparov... o.k.: you... reduce me... to... being levelled to... orientating myself around... a ******* euthanasia march of... ******* disease? now i'm grinding my teeth... i'm scheming... i don't like my intelligence to be insulted... ****** didn't like his creative talent to be insulted, either... i don't like being made to be: accommodating... conscientious... bulls don't charge at seeing red... they charge at seeing FUSCHIA... bulls have UV vision... i'm seeing ******* FUSCHIA... i'm grinding my teeth... knives are testimony... but... they're... sloppy... not enough space or numbers... me? i'm tired... the mediocre idiots can smile, giggle... bless their gentle... non-soul... body-tombs... whatever... i've started building up a... blutdurst! a blood thirst! it's: unbefriedigend unverzeihlich... unforgivably unsatisfying! so much yuck... ugh... grunts and schemes of averting pressuring an onomatopoeia... such is the tongue... no diacritical markers... what's to be expexted? the apostrophes... come: who's?! with ' i.e. hide the i? *******... Velsh steward... sort... of... "guide"... yeah... nice nice... corn needs to be clapped about; while poetry needs to be written by people at the end of their mortal tumult... that's when you, ******* start! that's when! safely guarded by... not having to *******... drop dead and ******* fail! that's when... you start writing... "poetry"... that's best! no no... that's the best time... to... find relief in... scribbling *******'s worth of rhymes... that's what you do... by then! people have become... so... *******... irrelevant... spasmodic... queer... oddly... almost... ******* on themselves... like... i'd like a conversation with a zombie... or... a robot... but i'm getting... example X... pseudo-humanoid itch... i'd rather speak with a robot... or a zombie... but... you're giving me... what?! this is, this is a... human?! i'm joking, or are you, joking?!
no, no! don't allow me to speak to a human being... whatever the hell that means... please! please! let me speak to a zombie! or an oyster! or a robot! a.i. synthetic language simulation: generator... "thing"... people are too ******* ugly when... no no... they just: "pretend" to be stupid... they do... until... they sense they can overpower the interaction... oh... then they're ******* smart... ******* savvy.. that's when i see: time to ****.