limerick of a shattered butthole
by @midnightapex
The pieces have all fallen down,
I look like a damn foolish clown,
I fell on my ass,
On Cold Winter's grass,
I think I now want to drown.
My eyebrows have started to droop,
A circular life in a hoop.
It's hurting so bad,
Now I'm scantily clad,
I think I just need to poop.