Jack Nicholson as lead You don't cast him His name even rumoured Sells a few times its budget in every territory internationally
No one directs him You don't micro manage Pablo Picasso Give him suggestions on color
You can't hire him You don't buy a Rolls Royce And check its mileage There is no quoted price He takes what he wants
You don't give him awards To ratify his talent Fish don't need the Olympics To prove their ability in water
You don't teach him class Mozart need not hear other compositions for inspiration The cars the wardrobe the partners the shades and the islands Are for him simply common His current habits are fashion statements Doesn't even make them But people follow them
You don't advice him on films to choose Rejected The Godfather and the The Sting To do The Last Detail and The King of Marvin Gardens Small films till he is attatched Won best actor at the CANNES Film festival Made 5 times its budget Box office register ringing or awards accumulating There's only one place this happens The independent republic of Jack Nicholson
Highest paid actor per film World's most recognised face Worlds most identified voice Sexiest man alive Most girls in the world wanting to marry Best dressed man on the planet Every conquest scaled Topped every poll Without even participating The crowns knows the head That's worthy of wearing it Adds value to the crown Not the king For he's already ruling the hearts of his fans
Cover of the TIME magazine Newsweek and Life Face sells everything Doesn't make a fuss Hears from others Stays balanced forever