Today, i got attacked By a snappy, yappy Vicious, and malicious Fighty, bitey Small Piranha dog An ankle biting Non inviting Four legged fiend That tried to let me down Its irresponsible owner Made me frown I felt a bit forlorn But no blood was drawn And i shall not grieve At the small Piranhas little teeth As it tried to savage My right leg Like a woodworm would, a wooden peg With a pegleg I wandered off As i saw sawdust Leak From the Piranhas' owners brain Not even an apology From the inane