Deep within the bowels of the Earth (dark visceral centre) immensely distant from the sheltering sky amidst a thick fog enveloped landscape with here and there a projected craggy, derelict chasm precipitously crooked rocky claws pointing toward
an infinitely wide yawning abyss dwelt kindred spirits comprising a soul asylum where grateful dead (albeit marked via weathered tombstones) hermetically sealed once vibrant corporeal mortals betook their eternal slumber.
One among their number included a hunched back misanthrope who sported long straggly hair (any resemblance between said homeless bloke and living social persons purely coincidental) bushy eyebrows shielding cold eyes of steel scraggly bearded clammy chin in tandem with a hairy body
which when alive (long time ago) upheld upon unshod feet a severely hunchbacked ****** within dense pitch-black terrain (Mother Nature enlisting a menagerie of life forms accustomed to hellish environment) awash with unrecognizable alien sights and sounds
mollycoddling bewitching warlocks, mailer daemons, trolling trojan horses imps of the pervert chieftains, fiery long and fostered Golems who called underworld their private demesne also alluded to Marcy's playground holding hostage Alice in Chains Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,
Yes the super tramping Foo Fighters a Cheap Trick courtesy Genesis where Earth, Wind, and Fire The Beastie Boys, The Human League, and Village People a Crowded House Emitting wisps of ethereal matter appearing a small medium at large chat snap ping, flickr ring indeed joyus minions exalting piety good and plenti.
Prone ounce sing proud purgatory promoting protean phantasmagoria hideous hulu hoop dancing holograms highly distorted grotesque silent screaming sinister banshees slithering across escarpment echoing from one to the other end of the universe putting to shame the initial big bang ranking as a mere whimper that original primordial blast which cosmological exploits generated heavenly sphere instantaneously
comparison viz Krakatoa times Googleplex essentially reduced to insignificance albeit on the analogous tinker toy premised conjectures of brilliant minds that could only gander feeble educated guesses asper extraordinary natural phenomena mortal mankind could never approximate
as belligerent threats punctuated via nuclear warfare merely rates as a flickr amidst uber kindle snapchatting tinder blinks, extinguishes, snuffs out one lowly Beatle browed bipedal simian.