I'd rather open doors Than close them Although i once heard Of a man, quite absurd Who disguised himself As a door Unfortunately His **** fell off! The trouble with open doors They get mistaken for jars Then let in draughts I personally prefer chess Other doors Are like portals To other worlds Knock knock Who's there? A door Adore who? A dormouse What? Where's the exit Which ways the door The way of the door Is by the doorway As one door opens Another one closes Like chapters in a book And so the door Becomes no more Than another page To turn