I need a wee! A wee what? A oui? No! A wee! Nein! No, not nein! Non! Just one small ***! Petite pois? No! Nein! No, just one wee Ah, wee! Nein! Non? No! A wee! A oui? Yes thanks! Merci! No mercy needed! Danke? Only on a tuesday! Quoi? What? Look! I'm simply going for a ****! For nein pous? Bye! Those English! Very strange! Oui! Ja! Och!