Our Facebook, who art online Hashtag be thy name Thy fan-page grow Thy tweets be pinned On blogs as they are on Reddit Give us this day, our subscription e-mail And forgive us for our down thumbs As we forgive those who down thumb against us Lead us not into MySpace But deliver us from false avatars For thine is the internet and our time And our souls Forever and ever Amen
I know the Lord's Prayer often receives this kind of re-treatment, but permit me to add to that long list.