I used to break the ice at parties Last night All i managed to do Was break a grandfather clock Christmas tree decoration In my attempt To physically demonstrate How time flies Unfortunately The person I threw it to Didn't catch it I then looked on in horror As did the audience Who witnessed Both time flying And time standing still As the grandfather clock Christmas tree decoration Fell to the floor And broke into a million pieces Leaving Just the remnants of time Scattered I played with time, and lost Time to go