I have always allowed Distractions to rule, I'll blame it on teachers In finishing school, Apparently, they didn't bother To finish me right, So I'm easily distracted Every day and all night.
My mind jumps around Like a hare on the savanna, Imagine monkey's in the jungle Chasing a banana, No better description Comes to mind (because it's hopping), If I was my daughter I would solve this by shopping.
Maybe that's why She has a closet full of clothes, Her bank account is empty After paying through her nose, For her overpriced trinkets And fashionable frillies, Because her mind skips around Like a lab-rat eating chillies.
Once again proving How distractions are my actions, My mind is an amusement park With a zillion new attractions, Like a traveling circus With its rodeo clowns, Entertaining all the rubes In the sleepy border towns.