As i crawl out of my burrow bed Into the cool chill of my room I greet this cold With a two-fingered salute Accompanied by a few expletive deletives And dress Hurriedly Already, my hands And feet Feel cold The hot water bottle Perhaps with a twisted humour And irony Burns my derriere I grab my tea Which is already cooling At a rapid rate I am tempted To return To my den of iniquity My boudoir To the snug comfort Of my burrow bed I envy Those creatures That hibernate Lucky sods Imagine Being able to sleep Through the cold dark months Save a fortune on heating bills And then spend that fortune On enjoying the warm seasons Goodnight October Good morning April