don’t take a picture on sunflower road. don’t take a picture with him with his arms open wide and his face to the sky or your next four years will be ten
don’t take a picture on sunflower road before you have earned your bouquet don’t point your lens at the statuesque man if you don’t wanna be delayed
some say there’s no curse, that your fear makes it worse, but still it fulfills without fail
like the priestess at delphi each saddening selfie dooms the fool’s smile to a wail
it will take what you give til your brain is a sieve so you’ll never leave; never lay down your load
listen to stricture, the unwritten scripture: don’t take a picture on sunflower road.
university tradition/urban legend, but make it creepypasta