Oh dearest And most beloved Camembert Thou art created By the gods, and goddesses Of cheese And shoulds't it so please I woulds't love to indulge In your **** runnyness And seductively tempting aromas Your perfume So beguiles, and entices me Thou art far superior To the humble brie Like a bumble bee You add honey to my taste buds Dearest, and most beloved Camembert Woulds't thou marry me? So we would thus be entwined For all eternity Your most humble, of humble admirers You are the one I most desirest