A part-time job In a delicatessens to rob I was fourteen, fifteen Somewhere inbetween I was oft sent Hell bent To the walk in fridge I, like a midge Began to bite With all my might I did not share The lovely chocolate eclairs Like greased lightning My consumption was frightening The stock was soon amiss And within a few days, i was rightly dismissed Remembering a job, i'd nearly forgotten Of chocolate eclairs, ill-gotten