i was a vegetarian for a short time smoked a joint and watched a documentary about the factory farming of animals when i saw them snip off the faces of a box of baby chickens so they could be stacked up without pecking each other to death i said to my wife "that it’s, we’re done" we gave it up after a couple of years i feel bad for eating meat but i just can’t stop however i figured out a way to pay for this transgression a strategy to balance the karmic score when i’m ready i will slither into a lion’s cage and let him feast on my carcass it’s what i deserve for all those chicken wings