It's funny when you wake up And reality slaps you in the face Awake for two hours since Weighing up a dilemma, that only lets me wince As the realms of possibility Disappear to a far off place As ways of getting there, And then getting back Fall into a chasm of despair During the last three moons now gone Awaiting a carriage home, Can be at least Three hours long The only frequency Is in their unreliability Oft ive awaited two to three hours And one time more So with sadness And much regret I may have to abandon This weekend of rainbows, yet Unless i lasso A flying pig asleep Or ride atop Pegasus Or simply, quietly, weep