I had a girlfriend in kindergarten but she had a cleft pallet.
Today I drove the Lexus to my job that pays minimum wage.
I'm not ***** I'm just making macaroni and cheese.
Your fake words carry more carcinogens than my pack of cigarettes and I only smoke on the weekends.
Yesterday I was about to eat a cookie but I said to myself, "diabetes, diabetes, diabetes."
I have decided that I am sad.
Sometimes I want to look like a *****