Don’t drink me,
I’m am a
curdling,
cold,
black,
sticky and viscous emulsion.
I’m Poisonous,
noxious,
cumbersome toxic,
a blinding,
corrosive and horrible mutagen.
I oxidise at higher temperatures
and my vapour ignites in a tremendous hellfire.
My LD50 is 0.0064
Love me all you want,
just leave me **** alone.

N.H.