What is a jacket potato
Without a jacket?
Or a pea
Without a pod?
Or a cow, without an udder
It's a bull you silly sod!
Or milk without
A milk float
Or tiddlies
Without a wink
Or a candle
Without a wick
Or two short  planks
That aren't particularly thick!
Is misnomer
A female gnome
And why can't  guinea pigs
Neither grunt, nor fly?
And how can there be
Elephants in a room
Without an elephant in sight
And never seen a bull in a china shop
Or a dead Dodo, goodnight!

by Jemia