I espy Three people wandering around through the busy hubbub Of the Old Town They have four parrots Perched, upon their shoulders I hope they don't poo Anything that smoulders "Give me a gottle of geer!" Said an invisible parrot In my right ear I leapt from my seat Much alarmed And checked myself But remained unharmed Not wanting to be seen Talking To an invisible parrot That was now squawking That no-one else could hear This invisible parrot Squawking in my ear "It's okay" said the parrot "I can hear what you think" "I like you in blue" "But prefer you in pink!" "Well" thought i Feeling a little shy "There's nothing i can do" "As i have no pink dye" "And besides, i prefer rainbows!" "From my head" "Right down to my toes!" "Including your pinkies?" Said the parrot in jest I laughed out loud in front of a crowd So i left the Ille Cafe As was now to embarrassed to stay As the invisible parrot Simply flew away!