Today, on top of The moans And groans And grumbles And mumbles I cogitated And considered How much Ketchup Is wasted globally Each year From the remaining dregs In each, and every bottle From approximately 800 million Produced each year I estimated the equivalent of 20 million were wasted And out of all the 14 billion sachets Yes billion! about one third of a billion Were wasted (kind of wishing i was feeling wasted!) Again through left over dregs How very saucy And a touch inane Hard to Ketch up with Without a condiment Me go now....! by Jemia