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Andrew Rueter
Poems
Jul 2021
Freez®
Parody of Squeez® by Shawn Wasabi and Raychel Jay
The legal code been looking kinda murky
If you want it I can shake it
I can stir it
I could gore you some
I can make it kinda *****
Put some trim upon your body
And I bet ya I could get you cuffed
We're the vultures that'll take your future
You're lookin' like you're black
Let me take your picture
Wake up in the prison and I'll still be with ya
With ya, with ya, wi- wi- with ya
We can ****
Then get praised
We're for sale
I can't wait
'Til you taste
My **** pain
Freeze
It's the cop cop cop cop
Committin' crimes for pension
Freeze
It's the cop cop cop cop
Let me show you inside prison
Freeze
It's the cop cop cop cop (What?)
It's the cop cop cop cop cop cop (Cop!)
It's the cop cop cop cop (What?)
It's the cop cop cop cop cop cop
If I'me being honest I can barely pay the rent
So I'm meddlin' in crime
And I'm meddlin' in ****
And I think I want your money like a million percent
So I'm meddlin' in crime
And I'm muddlin' your
Ha
Lick my lips of donut syrup
You're lookin' for a crime ring
But we ain't that serious
Take a sip of power and we get delirious
-lerious, -lerious, -le -le -lerious
We can ****
Then get praised
We're for sale
I can't wait
'Til you taste
My **** pain
Freeze
It's the cop cop cop cop
Committin' crimes for pension
Freeze
It's the cop cop cop cop
Let me show you inside prison
Freeze
It's the cop cop cop cop (What?)
It's the cop cop cop cop cop cop (Cop!)
It's the cop cop cop cop (What?)
It's the cop cop cop cop cop cop
The legal code been looking kinda murky
If you want it I can shake it
I can stir it
I could gore you some
I can make it kinda *****
Put some trim upon your body
And I bet ya I could get you cuffed
Freeze
It's the cop cop cop cop
Committin' crimes for pension
Freeze
It's the cop cop cop cop
Let me show you inside prison
Freeze
It's the cop cop cop cop (What?)
It's the cop cop cop cop cop cop (Cop!)
It's the cop cop cop cop (What?)
It's the cop cop cop cop cop cop
It's the cop cop cop cop (What?)
It's the cop cop cop cop cop cop (Cop!)
It's the cop cop cop cop (What?)
It's the cop cop cop cop cop cop
Cop cop cop cop cop cop cop cop cop cop (What?)
It's the cop cop cop cop cop (What?)
Cop cop cop cop
Freeze
It's the cop cop cop cop cop (What?)
Cop cop cop cop
Freeze
Freeze
Police themed parody of Squeez® by Shawn Wasabi and Raychel Jay
#squeez
#freez
Written by
Andrew Rueter
30/M/Kentucky
(30/M/Kentucky)
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