When you're sitting next to me With those glossy brown eyes Speaking absolute gibberish into my ear I just want to grab you by your soft little hands And kiss your incomprehensible mouth So I can tell you to shut the **** up
I do not understand your silly brain one bit when you've been drinking darling.
Named as such after a small altercation where a man was shooting his shot for me over and over even tho I kept rejecting him then Adam showed up wearing a unicorn kitty tee shirt and the guys friends freaked out because "of course the pretty girl doesn't want to talk to the guy wearing a normal ******* shirt she has to go for this idiot"
The kitty shirt was adorable and he totally smoked home boy in the gray tee shirt