I feel like Godzilla in a frilly party dress Wearing ribbons and flounces while causing distress Or a jalapeno pepper in a pumpkin pie, Dangerously spicy and living a lie spiky and snarly like a cat in a cage, yet trussed up in garlands that tighten with age I'm sweet on the outside, I'm feeling quite witchy, If you've read my poem, you'll say I'm just ******.