The owl, and the pussycat
Went to sea
Why?
It's a mystery to me

Hoot went the owl
And meow went the cat
As they sat on an ocean
Ever so flat

Off they drifted
In the deep blue sea
They had a wonderful time
But nowhere to ***

So they pulled out the cork
Of their pea-green boat
To their horror
Were no longer afloat!

But that's another story
So i won't take it to far
As they abandon the boat
And opt for a car

The owl, and the pussycat
Instead, went for a drive
As neither could swim
And wanted to thrive

Where i'm going with this
I have not any idea
But thanks for the inspiration
To the Brilliant Edward Lear!

by Jemia
(written in a bar called The Owl, And The Pussycat!)