I was walking out of the Quaff, roommate by my side Heading up Broadway to my poorly parked car And you came running out after me, yelling "John, John wait!" And I told you earlier, you shouldn't call me that Just because you can't remember my name But you couldn't help yourself, I think
A group of drunk kids on scooters are racing past us I'm looking at you while you look through me And John, actual John is glancing from you to me to you to the street You look like you might kiss me And John looks like he doesn't want to see it
So I remind you that you meant to head home hours ago And you laugh and say you just might And a drunk woman is calling your name And your eyes are glossy and far away And part of me wants you to And the rest of me just says "I'll see you tomorrow night" And we go our separate ways And I worry about you all night
My precious darling bartender, stop drinking red bull when you're hungover, you should know better, but you should also know better on other matters and you might not