Today i wore my fancy white shirt.
Because all my other shirts were *****.
I sat at home all day.
While wearing the fancy shirt.
I made myself a pizza.
While wearing the fancy shirt.
I didn't bite hard enough and all the cheese came off and fell on my chest.
While i was wearing my fancy shirt.
I tried to wash the shirt.
While i was wearing no shirt.
After an hour of waiting.
The shirt was still ruined.
Now i'm ******