I have been so fascinated by Icarus my dream was to fly closer to the sun than man or god dared. I had the good fortune of meeting a mad scientist at a wine tasting contest, where our capacity for the wine was appreciated. He had a type of wax that could withstand intense heat. I did not hesitate to order a pair of wings. I flew higher than any god had done before, but the heat was so intense the wax began to melt. Like a rocket, I dived back to earth hoping to meet water. Splashed down into the Barents ocean. My body, now covered in wax kept me afloat and tolerably warm till some Russian fishermen picked me up. They kept me warm and snug till I sat there in my boiler suit gave me a warm coat taking me into Vladivostok if I remember rightly. Pravda, the Russian newspaper, got hold of my exploit and printed my story on the first page, but who reads Pravda? The local TV also interviewed me, but who looks at Russian TV? Iยดm a hero in Russia but ignored by the rest of the world, this happens when politics get in the way of a heroic deed.