They're are terrible creatures, Smart, vicious, And we're weak for em, All of us, We can deny it All we wish But they own us, We're like dogs to them, Following them, Wagging our tails For a smile or Some dumb scratch Behind the ears, And god How stupid we're, Blind to our Petite owners, And they'll use us And they'll beat us And they'll rip our dog hearts out And show em to us And we'll still wag our tails for em, Stalk em through the house with hopeful eyes, Boy you know it's true, Right now I'm ownerless, Been so forever And I've seen my friends get adopted From the pound and The look of em All proud and parading Em around the place like "Guys look at me! Look! Don't you wish you had this?" And hell yes I do, I hate to admit it But it gets sad, This ain't no good life for a dog, I want one, A owner, I don't care Whether she's Vicious or not, I don't care if I wag my tail And later on She leaves me on the streets, Must feel good to be owned By those terrible creatures.