"Stranger things happen at sea!" Said thee, to me As we ate more Brie But i, quietly Wished for Camembert (So there!) Thought i, to Claire As we drank white wine (I prefer red!) Then we made love (Not on the bed) Whilst hanging from a Chandelier (I'm scared of heights, tis my greatest fear!) We then fell to the ground Without a sound Apart from screams of pleasure (As we came at leisure) Luckily landing on the bed Our cheeks were blushed (And slightly red!) The colour of a pale red ink More of a rosy pink (Or so i think) We then fell off, onto the floor And then made love some more After which slept (without a snore) Such sweet dreams we had As the big wide world Seemed a little less mad by Jemia x