There is a word that expresses all the ways in which you have disappointed me and driven me to tears of frustration; I could not enumerate them without displacing my mind in the process, I can only seethe in the chagrin that you have left behind you, a thick gelatinous mess you spread with each movement of your sluggish body and with each breath you take you augment my resentment for you until it boils over into one expression, one word that encompasses this empirically justifiable vexation, uttered with the sarcastic malice that could drive it into your dense English skull;