I was talking to a friend last night, it was idle, beery chat Footy and his sports car and other simple things like that We talked about computers and why his was always pish And also, in the world today how they’re so ubiquitous
He said he was frustrated as his always let him down She never works, he stated, with a personal pronoun I said hold on a minute, could you please explain to me Why use a gender pronoun? Why define as he or she?
He explained it was a woman. It makes irrational demands That only its creator can truly understand It’s always talking in the background and I don’t know the code So sometimes without warning it will randomly explode
It remembers everything I’ve done; I think that this is evil And this gets me into trouble with its unforeseen retrieval And as soon as you have got one you then get a big surprise As you have to shell out weekly keeping it accessorized
Happy with this logic I got up to buy more beer The barmaid wasn’t happy and she made that fairly clear I heard that conversation and your friend is talking ***** Okay I said. I’m listening. So tell me what is right
Like a man, you want a good one, but you have to wait for years But as soon as you’ve committed a better model then appears They’re supposed to make things easy and minimise mayhem But half the time the problem to be solved was caused by them
They are full of useless data and they can’t think on their own When you get one you’re excited, that is until you get it home They never tell how you look in your favourite little dress And they are easy to manipulate if you know just where to press
It is good to have a backup because the main one can go wrong And you won’t get their attention until you turn them on And no matter what they tell themselves when they have their little chatters Like certain other things in life its how big they are that matters