The sound of my snoring is just as loud as the roars of every great beast roaring ecstatically in a chorus of roars
my brother told me he woke up at 3:00 A.M and took a trip to our conjoined bathroom known in the industry as a jack and jill
but I am Jacob and he is Jordan
he said that I was snoring long, loud and violent thrashing from side to side like a boat on deadliest catch like trees during that tornado wherever that thing was like someone struggling to live and breathe