Today I got my AstraZeneca
She was gentle and kind
I felt no pain and it was devine .
Her cold hands she warned me about.
I could see behind the mask what she was all about
She warned me about the *****
but she already made me feel slick.
My wife refused and wanted Fizer
Her demands were like the Keizer.

When she took the needle out I felt sad about our relationship ending.
I wish we were always and always.
never ending.