some, "some", variation of an "alternative"
alphabet... for all the Huguenot castratos...
levy the vowels
as either ah: sighs...
laughter: ha ha...
or prompts: eh? i.e. what?!
ugh for uh: what the hell's this...
oh for: semi-sigh like aroused by
an eureka..... ih / ix... and the 9 of hi: hello...
hollow out the remaining(s)...
i.e.
it's a simple ******* rubric
if you look at it:

A
      eB
        Be
       iC(k)
       uC(k)
       eC(k) - speck... hence
the bracket surd, letter...
         C'e(h)
         C'E
         Çee...
    D'eh
           D'ee / Dē...
       ē / eh...
      eF...
  not iron, i.e. not Fe-
      ***:
Gee.
     not G'eh...
or... eGG...
    ***... gutter feels...
ga-ga..
   hay-hay-t'ch...
   hatch a plan...
rubric of the rectangular:
football or rugby...
laughter has a shape...
   Ha Ha...  or sigh ah: ah...
I: aye aye: awe sinking...
       Jay...
    Jotting details...
   adjacent...
   jesting clues...
why oh why Y, y: i-grek
is not devalued as
a consonant and kept as a
vowel-noun i will never know...
edge-J?
       pledge no?
   K...         Kay? kettle kid me? colt?!
prefix way-day-lady...
it's karma but not...
           Ek... it's K.O.
culprit "c"...
slurp... k'k'k'additions...
   El... EL...
  but not... le (the)...
l'homme...
              la bonne heure...
  but not El...
           Le le o'le!...
     Em...
               eM... not... moi... not Me-o-a-while-o-i...
em em stutter proper...
   eN... not N'oh... or Noah...
     O0....
  O0O0O0O0KO0O0...
                ooh...
   ***
            not eP...
   not ePPing...
                          not p'eh... not PI...
        
             Q: cue... not quack...
not kart...
not kcwack....
             row a boat for better weather...
Q serpentine *****-load...
   cue?
queue?
   quack...
        
             aR...
Re-
      gards... the missing thrill of
the R-subjected to the trill...
      
           kind regards...
eS... not: see sight seeing...
essentially...
        eße...
                         ­ see you C or
a cedilla...
           for each Tea hardly any other
Fwench et et et... or a t'eh...
    
  U umbrella or parabolla...
omega: oo boat or a sound of disgust
via: u(g)h!

      V contra U...
             when: a ven...
  verily: wearily...
          upsilon contra nu...
savvy?
  
     it's called a double u...
UU... W...
   it's called a double U... UU...
W... VV... more like a double Vent...
break a leg... call it a weird marriage of
L and T... i.e. a Ł...

brechta... pan...
X for CH... for... HHHHHHHHH...

Ch
     X
        cH

     either ch'eap or... hark at a bark of woo'
'oo'         em... dead... wood?

Y... forget kind brother...

it's Z'ed... not... E'zee'e (easy)...
          no? i's not A-to-Z'ed...
how does that cover the already presented...
D'ee... rather than Ed...
looks pwetty...
who needs to invoke the R
when there's a missing trill?
who? some Angevine remembrance
project?!