Tonight
I was told
A story
To as yet unfold
That due
To my faux fur hat
And my faux fur coat
I had the appearance
Of a stoat!
But no
I jest in vane
The full moon
Has turned me
A touch insane
That in reality
That i appeared
As a Russian Princess
With a certain amount  
Of finesse
And curiously
As i was sat
Upon a bench
A slightly Mead intoxicated *****
A man passing by
Seemingly of Russian descent
said
"I like your boots!"
" thank thee" said i
I slurped some more Mead
As i gazed
Upon the swirling ocean
As i pondered upon my  
Moonish emotions
by Jemia