Man if I really didn't give a **** about anything,
I would eat Warheads until my tongue bled
and my stomach erupted with ulcers.
I would eat sour patch kids until
my stool was black with blood
and my lips cracked down to my chin.
I would **** on lemons until my teeth fell out,
and my eyes watered like when I was standing
at my mother's funeral.
Man, even if I didn't give a **** about anything else,
I would always love sour things.