Before I begin, let me make one thing perfectly clear: Everything I’ve ever given a **** about, I’ve been unabashedly critical of. So believe me when I say that I appreciate ever word out of your mouth I’ve spanned the distance to hear. You have all these years that you hang over my head, dangling them, subtly mocking from the end of a thread. Yes, darling, you’re well aged and well-read but I’ll be ****** if I will let my experiences be invalidated by a few years and your fiery, well-meaning arrogance, let that be heard as it’s said. It’s true that you know me better than most but don’t get it twisted. You sure as hell don’t know me better than me. Pretend all you like that I’m buttered-up and convinced that your life lessons and late night calls have set me free, but you know as well as me that’s a lie fed through your precious mind’s teeth. I boil and I freeze so I know I can stand the heat, but just remember one thing: You’re intense and addictive but baby, the scorpion still stings. And one twin will **** well bite while of your praises the other sings.