"There's a doorknob
on the floor, Bob."

A man named Fred
once said.

"That's not the floor,
you total bore,
can't you get that
through your head?"

Bob turned to Fred and sighed
as he bitterly replied

"We're standing on the wall is all,
don't make me tell you that again."

Fred's brows furrowed
in desperate concentration.

"But the stairs go out the window
and lead up to the basement!
Your blueprints don't make sense
in this configuration.."

Bob turned red
with anger and dread,
and full of exasperation
he said

"I swear one day
this house will be
a beautiful work of art,
you'll see!"