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Mar 2021
HERE'S TO THE CLEVER SHEEP HERDERS OF THE ISLE OF ERIN,
WITH MANY A SHEEP, BUT FOR FENCING BARREN.
THEY PAINT THE BREAST OF THEIR RAMS IN COLORFUL HUES,
THEN IN A FEW DAYS, CHECK THE RUMPS OF THE EWES.
TO SEE WITH WHOM, THE LAMBS THEY'LL BE A SHAR'IN.
Happy St Patrick's to all.
What did the Irishman say to the fly he pinned on the rim of his pint of stout. SPIT IT OUT !, SPIT IT OUT! Special thanks to our tour guide Nell for the explanation and inspiration for the limerick and bus driver Donald for the joke.
Written by
DENNY R ALLISON
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