Her soiled grubby apron Frayed strings, tied in a ‘granny’ Shoes worn and wooden, as her emotions Her smile revealed no wickedness Eyes, soft and blue She shed no tears,over a fathers love That had been dead for years Her hopes were good, but not too good Her laughter was, gay, jolly and infectious More than anything, she adored her four cats Whom prowled,hissed, and growled He-hawed, and roared, and purred and pawed She named all four Jim And secretly desiring to be slim She nibbled and gnawed And occasionly, she would diet Her cats were all worn, and as old as she As she fed them fresh meat for tea She ate with them, on the floor For she was quite mad, and more The police arrived one day As her cats and cottage, were left to decay Four men had been slain To feed her cats, oh so vain The men, all named Jim, were long dead She killed them in memory of her father Whom had occasionally shared her bed by Jemia