You have scooped out the sky’s stars Scattering them into sparkle soup Compressing them into a can That crackles when I crack it I often think of how You sit so sweetly on my shelf Cold and crisp, you patiently perspire How you cover my tongue in twinkles And coat my throat in glitter My lips fascinated by your fizz Bubbles on my breath And spangles as I swallow Oh, La Croix There are few things That bring me as much joy As sipping on your summertime And seeking you in supermarkets How I long to reunite with your refreshness For you cure my carbonated cravings Through your effervescent ecstasy With a hint of lime.