A second is A second is A second Is a minute Is an hour Is a million years Is a piece of camembert Einstein watched melting We say we cannot bend physics While we will the clocks to slow And **** on honey-sweet seconds Like ants lapping up sugar How we twist time like saltwater taffy And break our hourglasses to scatter seconds like sand I do not tick tock I would rather talk about how time will not fit into my crystal frame So what good is a clock I say we let them liquify! If memory assists me, if memory persists it’s all relative So if my mind is on Mars you cannot say I am late I’m actually quite early!