I found this prehistoric bone underneath the earth
I didn’t know quite what it was or how much it was worth
It was long and black and round and looked just like a *****
And I figured it was humanoid but didn’t know the genus
Everyone who saw the thing would break out into laughter
Laugh so long and hard that their stomach would hurt after
Now I was very curious to find what it could be
So I brought it to this doctor of paleontology
He took this little hammer and knocked off it’s outer crust
Then the thing began to vibrate and he dropped it in disgust
Now everyone makes fun of me but how was I to know
That my prehistoric funny bone was just an old *****