Not content with producing Masses of a myriad of books Or transmogrifying into biscuits For the chocolate covered looks One penguin has now gone punk Scientists suggest a pigmentation quirk But ive realised the truth It found a tanning dye, and wondered if it would work It had been washed up with plastic flotsam and stuff Along with a floating marshmallow The penguin thought, "nows my chance" "Off turning myself a funky yellow" The penguin now, has found their true you "I think yellow, therefore i am, up yours Pingu" by Jemia