I hear the announcer’s call A sea of runners, one and all Jogging to the starting line You'll find me in the front line
I'm getting ready to run my race My shoestrings did I tightly lace Jetting off the starting blocks like a piece of hot lead I sprint to get ahead
I quickly seek to take the lead I pump my arms like mad My footprints they can trace As I set a very fast pace
The meters go flying by I hear my supporter’s shrill cry Onward, faster, run, run faster This race you'll soon master
My quickened breath The air whistling in and out of my mouth My legs pound the ground My lungs are making this horrible sound
Everyone I quickly pass But I'm almost out of gas Harder and harder do I run This race is no longer fun
I see the finish line The trophy, no my trophy, has such a beautiful shine I've run my race Within my fingers that trophy they'll place
I know it'll be mine Not giving it to me would be such a crime I chance a glance behind me Turning back, I run smack dab into a tree
The emergency workers are instantly here Their diagnosis is, my head, will forever be square My race, my trophy went to the guy behind me As I look up at the spinning stars that only I can see
I manage to hobble to my feet I will never show defeat!! I thank God for my thickhead As I cross the finish line with a white bandage round my head